What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Sure no problem officer.

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

What would happen if Kakashi and Naruto switched places?

Yes sir it is.

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

Does a narcissist ever get their comeuppance/karma for the vile things they've done? Such as cheating, smear campaign, etc.

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

After a few moments he returns.

What is the worst thing your sibling has done?

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

{RING} {RING}

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

Who is Meghan Markle and why is she so controversial on the Internet?

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

HELLO

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

What are the pros and cons of a prospective bride/groom not having any siblings?

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.